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First the worst, second the best.
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M-ASS’ very own Amy Santiago.
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Sofie - Your local pastel highlighter enthusiast.
Hamish - LinkedIn stalking is my kink.
Tom Stella, Publications
Kellie Phan, Social Media
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Lauren - brb cryin in the club rn xo
Jack - I’m not great with advice, can
I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Gemma - The Wise choice.
Imogen - Hey, wanna buy some socks?
General Committee Representative
Grace - Without the 15th wheel, how would we have the unwavering
Eddie - There’s nothing quite like a good sausage.